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 <title><![CDATA[Up In The Air~~~~and other oscar winner type doodles]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I enjoy the Academy Awards each year. I always watch thinking soon I will take my rightfull place at the awards show for some brilliant film I haven't made yet. (hahaha) So year, after year I enjoy the show in the privacy of my own home. Well this year featured some films I had allready seen, and some I hadn't. Avatar of course was big on my list. I have been shouting from the rooftops about how good this movie was going to be long before it was even released. Ben Stiller had a great moment at the awards show in Navi' makeup. So with the upgrade to my home entertainment center I now am in the glorious era of Blu Ray! True Hi-Def to dazzle my eyeballoonies. Weee. I am constantly amazed how much difference there is between Blu Ray, and DVD. Wow! So of course being the Oscar junkie that I am, I decided to get two of the movies that won several awards, including best picture. Yeppers I got "Up In The Air", and "The Hurt Locker" both on the lovely Blu Ray disc. Up In The Air was very good. It resonates with feeling. George Clooney was great. It's cool to see the son of Ivan "Ghostbusters" Reitman directing the type of films his dad never made.  Jason directed most notably "Juno" which got alot of attention. It was sort of a coming out party for both Ellen Page, and Diablo Cody, as much as for Jason himself. Funny, but somehow the movie wasn't very enjoyable to me. I liked it, but I found it unsettling. I was surprised that I liked Diablo's movie "Jennifer's Body" as much as I did. I thought it was great. A fun weird stylish horror film. Anyway Jason Reitman continues to grow as a film-maker. I did see his first film "Thank You For Smoking" It was good, but not great. ]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:13:51 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Whip It ~~~~One must own DVD weeee]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br />
Whip It looked like it was going to be cool way back when Drew Barrymore was first promoting it, and appeared on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. The movie is Drew's directing debut, and as Jimmy said that night "she hit it out of the park." I whole heartedly agree. <br />
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She brought more to this movie than just a sense of style, but she infused it with a real knowledge of film making which of course comes from growning up a movie star, and working non stop on films her entire life. The movie is pitch perfect from start to finish. It has a great story, based on the novel "Derby Girl" by Shauna Cross. The cast is stellar including the brother of Luke, and Owen Wilson who I don't think I've seen before, Andrew Wilson. He was fantastic as the coach of the Roller Derby Girls team "The Hurl Scouts". <br />
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Ellen Page continues to delight, and amaze in her odd deadpan delivery with tons of emotion boiling beneath the surface acting style. She is truly a big time star on her way to the top of the A list. The cast is a big ensemble cast is awesome. When you have this many characters in one film, you don't know if some will get lost, but they balance it nicely giving everyone a good amount of screen time. I thought it was funny that Drew plays a goofy reckless character with very little dialogue. <br />
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She also cast another favorite actress of mine stuntwoman Zoe Bell. Since her appearance in the Grind House movie Death Proof she has started to get more acting roles, and should. She is always entertaining, and since she is a top Stunt Woman she can nail any physical demands her roles require.<br />
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 Another great actress featured in this movie was Juliette Lewis as Iron Maven. She was the perfect rival for Ellen Page. A rivalry that somehow seemed to go beyond the movie into real life careers. Without any real animosity. The movie captured growing up in a small town quite well, since I lived in Texas fresh out of High School I could relate to the characters desire to get out of a small Texas town. Jimmy Fallon was brilliant as the ring announcer looking tired, and hung over (which he was of course) so method acting, hahaha. All of the girls in the movie really learned to skate, and became quite proficient at it. By the end of making this movie they really were pro skaters. A co-worker of mine said she didn't want to see this movie because it was about Skating, which seemed boring to her. I explained that while that is an element in this film, it hardly is a sports movie, and is by far character driven. The sports element is handled perfectly being interesting without dominating the film. It avoids sport movie cliches. Yet still has some sports drama. Anyway I think this is a great movie, and I can't recommend it enough. ]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:48:52 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Inkheart~~~If you write it, they will come...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Inkheart is a really cool movie based on a book by Cornelia Funke, and the first book of the Inkworld trilogy. Anyone who loves to read will enjoy this movie. It has enough of the joy of reading, and writing through out the film to entertain, and thrill you. That is my opinion of course. Not everyone agrees, like USA Today for instance here is a bit of that review<br />
"Much is made of the magic of literature in Inkheart, but the joys of losing yourself in reading are undermined by the movie's barrage of special effects and a convoluted plot."  <br />
Of course I disagree. I thought the Special effects truly brought the movie to life, and really for me this film was  a pleasant surprise. I of course always seem to enjoy Brendan Frasers films. ]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 2 Feb 2010 14:54:59 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Jenifer's Body~~~A new cult classic woo hoo]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Ok, so this film famously tanked at the box office. Why, one wonders. I think first off it has something to do with the title of the film. It doesn't sound right for the cool horrorfestorama that it is. Second it has something to do with Megan Fox. Like maybe people don't like her. Don't get me wrong I like her just fine. I'm just not sure if the general public does. This film features two girls in the lead, and it just seems like it would have been a hit. I mean come on two hot actress' er...actors (that's what the girls want to be called from now on) A script from the inimitable  Diablo Cody, and some director I've never heard of. Instant classic...right, sort of. Well let's start with the director. She did the movie Aeon Flux the live action version of the old MTV cartoon. I don't recall much about the movie other than it pretty much was crap. So you wouldn't think that she would do such a great stylish job on Jenifer's Body. The movie has a great look, and feel to the entire movie. With a few standout shots throughout. The swimming naked in the lake scene for instance. The long shot is eerie, and beautifull. I truly think that one of the things that hurt this R rated film was the lack of nudity. Men in general would have liked this film alot more with just a bit more in it. I'm not saying a movie has to have nudity to be any good, but damn, it never hurts. You kind of expect it in a horror flick too. A grand tradition going way back to the classic sixties Hammer Horror films. <br />
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 Hmm lets look at some reviews first off. <br />
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here is an excerpt from the all knowing all seeing Noah Berlatsky <br />
"Cody gets off a couple of good lines ("she's actually evil, not high school evil"), and there's a gleefully oleaginous performance by Adam Brody as a black-souled (but still sensitive) indie rocker. Overall, though, the flashes of competence just emphasize the extent to which the film has no idea what it's doing." ]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:15:12 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Top Movies Of The Decade~~~my top list of moviepooty]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Welcome, as seems to be the rage these days everyone is making lists of their favorite movies of the last decade. 2010 is upon us, and it's time to look back. My top list of the decade isn't in any particular order. I have a hard time pinning down my top 20 faves as I go maybe I will try to number a few. Some are on the list yet I haven't watched them. How can this be?  Well I'll tell ya pilgrim. There are a few films that are so good that they deserve to be on this list before you even see them. For Instance "Avatar". I have waited about 3 years to see this sucker, and in James Cameron I trust. Remeber these are just the movies that I like, as is the case with any list I'm sure I'm missing some great releases. So blah dee blah without further poo poo here is 'Da List:<br />
2009:<br />
"500 Days Of Summer" <br />
"9"  The animated one, not too sure about the musical, though it looks great.<br />
"Adventureland" <br />
"Aliens In The Attic" <br />
"Angels & Demons" <br />
"AstroBoy" <br />
"Avatar 3D" (ok I just saw this movie, and yes it is with out a doubt the movie of the year!) numero uno<br />
"The Brothers Bloom" <br />
"Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs" <br />
"Confessions Of A Shopaholic" <br />
"Coraline 3D" <br />
"Couple's Retreat" <br />
"Disney's A Christmas Carol" The Zemeckis 3-d one...Sweet<br />
"District 9" You can't say this wasn't a good year for us Sci-Fi fans, uh is that Sy Fy lol <br />
"Drag Me To Hell" Sam Raimi rocks again.<br />
"Fanboys" If you haven't seen this one get it quick, it is in my top 10 of this year.<br />
"Fantastic Mr. Fox" Wow that's all I have to say.<br />
"The Girlfriend Experience" <br />
"The Hangover" Another top ten of this year release.<br />
"Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince" <br />
"He's Just Not That Into You" <br />
"I Love You Beth Cooper" <br />
"I Love You, Man" Another top ten of this year.<br />
"Inglorious Basterds" Ahhh Quentin, Quentin, Quentin...<br />
"Jennifer's Body" Should be called Megan's body<br />
"The Jonas Brothers Concert Movie" Just kidding...lol<br />
"Julie & Julia" <br />
"The Lovely Bones" is it just me or is this even out yet...<br />
"Mall Cop" yes I said it, I like this movie<br />
"The Men Who Stare At Goats" great cast<br />
"Monsters vs Aliens 3D"cartoon fun<br />
 "Night At The Museum 2" <br />
"Ninja Assassin" <br />
"Outlander" <br />
"Paranormal Activity" <br />
"Pippa Lee" <br />
"Pirate Radio" <br />
"Planet 51" <br />
"Ponyo" <br />
"Public Enemies" <br />
"Sherlock Holmes" top three alert whoo0o0op whoo0o0oop<br />
"Shorts" <br />
"Star Trek 11"shouldn't this be Star Trek 2.0 a great movie though, and top five of this year.<br />
"Sunshine Cleaning"<br />
"Terminator 4" Terminator Salvation<br />
"Transformers 2" <br />
"Up 3D" Up is easily in the top three of this year<br />
"The Vampire's Assistant" <br />
"Watchmen" another top 3 of this year<br />
"Where The Wild Things Are" <br />
"Whip It" <br />
"Zombieland" the last of the top three of this year wait I've named at least four top 3 lol<br />
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2008:<br />
"Australia" bang right off the bat easily one of the top 3 movies of '08<br />
"Be Kind Rewind" <br />
"Beverly Hills Chihuahua" surprisingly fun, and charming movie<br />
"Bolt" another fun computer animation movie<br />
"Burn After Reading" Cohen brothers yet again<br />
"Charlie Bartlett" <br />
"City of Ember" <br />
"CJ7" Stephen Chow's overlooked childrens "ET" type movie thats also in top five or so<br />
"Cloverfield" this movie rocked my world. What a cool ass movie. top three again<br />
"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button" Fincher, Fincher, Fincher.<br />
"The Dark Knight" best movie of '08, hmm close I think<br />
"Definitely Maybe" Ryan Reynolds is on fire, so is his young co-star Abagail Breslin<br />
"Doomsday" <br />
"Drillbit Taylor" yeh, yeh, so I liked this movie<br />
"The Foot Fist Way" who doesn't like Danny McBride<br />
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" A great rom-com<br />
"Ghost Town" <br />
"Gran Torino" <br />
"Hamlet 2" a classic comedy<br />
"Hancock" <br />
"The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto" Rob Zombie still rock'n<br />
"Hellboy 2" A great sequel, and right up there in the tops of this year<br />
"Henry Poole Is Here" my personal favorite of this year, still not the top movie of the year though.<br />
"Horton Hears A Who" <br />
"The House Bunny" <br />
"How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" <br />
"Igor" while good enough to be on this list not nearly as good as it should have been.<br />
"In Bruges" <br />
"Incredible Hulk 2008" this Hulk movie was actually pretty good. Except for the stupid final fight.<br />
"Indiana Jones 4" I loved it silly or not<br />
"Iron Man" best movie of the year, well maybe it is<br />
"Journey To The Center of the Earth 3D" surprisingly fun, and cool movie. <br />
"Kit Kittredge" <br />
"Kung Fu Panda" <br />
"Love Guru" well I thought it was funny<br />
"My Name Is Bruce" <br />
"Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" talk about actors careers on fire so is Michael Cera, and Kat Dennings<br />
"Nim's Island" <br />
"The Pineapple Express" stoner, comedy, action films rule<br />
"Quantum of Solace" Bond is back<br />
"Rachel Getting Married" <br />
"The Reader" they saved a fortune on costumes for Kate Winslet in this one since she didn't wear any clothes. wee <br />
"Repo Genetic Opera" maybe not all that great, but at least different.<br />
"Rock N Rolla" Guy Ritchie always rocking<br />
"Run Fat Boy, Run" <br />
"Slumdog Millionaire" another top five movie of this year<br />
"Smart People" <br />
"Speed Racer" I liked this movie actually. So what if I'm the only one<br />
"The Spiderwick Chronicles" <br />
"Star Wars: Clone Wars" this 3-d computer graphics movie is gasp one of the best Star Wars movies ever<br />
"Sunshine Cleaning" <br />
"Surfer Dude" if you want to see Matthew McConaughey shirtless this is the one for you!<br />
"Tropic Thunder" another top fiver<br />
"Valkyrie" <br />
"Vicky Cristina Barcelona" <br />
"WALLE"  oh boy, is this the best picture of this year. geez I'm not sure<br />
"Wanted" <br />
"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" <br />
"Yes Man" <br />
"Zack and Miri Make a Porno" <br />
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2007:<br />
"1408" <br />
"28 Weeks Later" <br />
"300" <br />
"3:10 To Yuma" <br />
"Across The Universe" <br />
"Aqua Teen Movie"<br />
"Atonement"<br />
"Becoming Jane" <br />
"Bee Movie" <br />
"Beowulf" <br />
"Black Snake Moan"<br />
"Blade Runner: Final Cut" technically this isn't a new release, but it is Blade Runner<br />
"The Bourne Ultimatum" <br />
"Bratz Movie" not really I was just checking to see if you are still reading<br />
"Bridge To Terabithia" <br />
"The Bucket List" god what a great movie, you know you're gonna cry, and you do anyway<br />
"Catch And Release" a nice movie, and cool to see Kevin Smith just act.<br />
"Charlie Wilson's War" <br />
"Daddy Day Camp" <br />
"Dan In Real Life" <br />
"The Darjeeling Limited" another top of the year flick<br />
"Day Watch"<br />
"Die Hard 4"<br />
"Disturbia"<br />
"Eastern Promises"<br />
"Enchanted"<br />
"Evan Almighty" I liked this movie alot better than Bruce Almighty<br />
"Fantastic Four 2" this movie was pretty cool with the Silver Surfer up till the lame ass ending. sigh<br />
 "Fred Claus" <br />
"Ghost Rider"<br />
"The Golden Compass" this movie was just starting to get good when it ended, and alas no sequels<br />
"Gone Baby Gone" <br />
"Grindhouse" top five movie of the year just for originality, and just plain fun<br />
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Movie" <br />
"Hitman" <br />
"The Hoax" <br />
"Hot Fuzz" <br />
"I Am Legend" best movie of this year...might be<br />
"The Invisible" a very decent teen thriller super directed by David Goyer<br />
"Itty Bitty Titty Committee" <br />
"I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With" Jeff Garlins nice little (er big) indie comedy<br />
"Juno" Juno was a big deal this year, and had a great cast, and script by Diablo Cody. <br />
"The Kingdom" <br />
"Knocked Up" another huge Judd Apatow comedy, and one of the best movies of this year.<br />
"The Last Mimzy" a clever true sci fi film mismarketed as a kids movie.<br />
"Lucky You" a pretty cool poker movie.<br />
"Meet The Robinsons" <br />
"Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium" not many people seemed to like this one, but I really enjoyed it.<br />
"Music & Lyrics" if you want to see a great rom-com this is it<br />
"Nancy Drew" very well done, and Emma Roberts is going to be a star<br />
"The Nanny Diaries" <br />
"National Treasure 2" <br />
"Nightmare Before Christmas 3D" also not really a 2007 movie, except that it is Nightmare Before Christmas<br />
"No Country For Old Men" won best picture oscar, and really is the best picture of this year<br />
"Ocean's 13" <br />
"Paprika" nifty Japanese anime<br />
"Pirates Of The Caribbean 3" <br />
"Ratatouille" my least favorite Pixar movie, but stil good enough to be on this list<br />
"Reno 911: Miami"<br />
"Resident Evil 3" the best of the 3<br />
"Revolver" an overlooked Guy Ritchie film<br />
"Seraphim Falls"<br />
"Shoot Em Up" a guilty pleasure if ever there was one. pulp fiction at its best<br />
"Shooter" <br />
"Shrek 3" <br />
"The Simpsons Movie" <br />
"Smokin' Aces" <br />
"Southland Tales" weirdo warning, the Donnie Darko directors odd next film. <br />
"Spiderman 3"<br />
"Superbad" this really was Seth Rogens year, with Superbad, and Knocked up.<br />
"Surf's Up" a great computer anime if you haven't seen this one get it.<br />
"Sweeney Todd Movie" Tim Burton, and Johnny Depp say no more<br />
"TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)" this was the computer animated one, and very good<br />
"TEKKONKINKREET" this is a highly reccomended Japanese anime. Weird, but great<br />
"Transformers The Movie " this one caught the world by surprise. Michael Bay turned a cartoon into gold<br />
"The TV Set"<br />
"Underdog" silly fun<br />
"Vacancy"<br />
"Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story"<br />
"Wild Hogs"<br />
"Zodiac" Fincher again<br />
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you know 2007 really wasn't that great of a year for movies.hmm<br />
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2006:<br />
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"10th & Wolf"<br />
"Accepted"<br />
"A Good Year"<br />
"Apocalypto"<br />
"A Prairie Home Companion"<br />
"Aquamarine"<br />
"Arthur And The Invisibles"<br />
"Art School Confidential"<br />
"A Scanner Darkly" an animated Phillip K. Dick masterpiece<br />
"Black Dahlia"<br />
"Blood Diamond"<br />
"The Break Up"<br />
"Cars" <br />
"Casino Royale"<br />
"Children of Men" <br />
"Clerks 2" <br />
"Click"<br />
"Curious George"<br />
"Dave Chappelle's Block Party"<br />
"The DaVinci Code"<br />
"Deck The Halls"<br />
"The Departed"<br />
"The Descent"<br />
"The Devil Wears Prada"<br />
"Don't Come Knocking"<br />
"Dreamgirls"<br />
"Driving Lessons"<br />
"Employee of the Month" say what you want, but I thought this was a great comedy<br />
"Factotum"<br />
"Failure To Launch"<br />
"Flags of Our Fathers"<br />
"Flushed Away"<br />
"Flyboys"<br />
"The Good German"<br />
"Grandma's Boy " Whoop Whoop alert, this is one of my top ten favorite movies of all time! Weeeeee<br />
"Happy Feet" just plain fun<br />
"Hard Candy" not so fun<br />
"The Holiday" this movie is a wonderful romantic comedy with a great cast. A classic Christmas movie.<br />
" Hoot"<br />
"House of Sand"<br />
"The Illusionist"<br />
"Inside Man"<br />
"Jet Li's Fearless"<br />
"John Tucker Must Die"<br />
"Keeping Up With The Steins" a fun Jewish family film<br />
"The Lake House "<br />
"Let's Go To Prison" not really much of a comedy, yet funny in a really strange way<br />
"Letters From Iwo Jima"<br />
"Little Miss Sunshine" this years best picture. yep I bet it is. <br />
"Lucky Number Slevin" very cool, very hip, stylish Bruce Willis movie that is often overlooked as one of his best<br />
"Marie Antoinette" talk about stylish<br />
"Mini's First Time"<br />
"Mission Impossible 3" the first feature film directing of J.J. Abrams, who went on to give us a great Star Trek<br />
"Miss Potter"<br />
"Monster House"<br />
"Nacho Libre"<br />
"Nanny McPhee"<br />
"Night At The Museum" another surprise classic, almost on a level with Ghostbusters.<br />
"Pan's Labyrinth" another of this years best<br />
"The Pink Panther"<br />
"Pirates of the Caribbean 2" this was one great sequel<br />
"The Prestige" another good Christopher Nolan movie.<br />
"RV" this was a terrific family comedy<br />
"Santa Clause 3" not great, but very fun at Christmas<br />
"Sherrybaby"<br />
"Silent Hill" one of the top five movies of '06. this was such a moody cool horror flick, with no gore. wow<br />
"Stranger Than Fiction" a rare fairly serious Will Ferrel flick<br />
"Superman Returns" almost didn't put this on this list. They tried to do something good.<br />
"Tenacious D And the Pick of Destiny"<br />
"Unaccompanied Minors" the worst titled Christmas movie of all time. A great family fun film<br />
"V For Vendetta" a well done adaption of Alan Moore's classic graphic novel<br />
"X-Men 3" well I enjoyed it<br />
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2005<br />
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"A History of Violence" cool Cronenberg film first of a few to come<br />
"Assault On Precinct 13" this remake of the early John Carpenter movie was really great, a top ten of this year<br />
"Batman Begins" not too many people expected Christopher Nolan's Batman re-launch to be this good<br />
"Be Cool"<br />
"Bewitched" a good movie, but a horrible Bewitched movie.<br />
"Brokeback Mountain" can't not include this, even though its uhm odd<br />
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" Willy Wonka remake Tim Burton style top five of 05<br />
"Crash" <br />
"Constantine"<br />
"Dark Water"<br />
"Domino" <br />
"Elizabethtown" <br />
"Fantastic Four" well they tried<br />
"Fever Pitch"<br />
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"  ah, the annual well done Harry Potter flick<br />
"Havoc" this movie had two really great things about it<br />
"Hitch"<br />
"Howl's Moving Castle" this years best film...might be<br />
"Into the Blue" eye candy of the highest order, and not too bad of an action flick at that<br />
"Jarhead" <br />
"Jiminy Glick in La La Wood" <br />
"Just Friends" a really funny Ryan Reynolds film<br />
"Kingdom of Heaven"<br />
"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"  easily a top ten movie of 05 that most people missed<br />
"Kung Fu Hustle" another top five of 05 a real classic<br />
'Lord of War"<br />
"Madagascar"<br />
"Memoirs of a Geisha"  <br />
"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous" not as god as the first movie, but still fun<br />
"MirrorMask" the coolest cgi Neil Gaman adaption most people have never seen<br />
"Mr. And Mrs. Smith" <br />
"Must Love Dogs" <br />
"Ong-Bak"<br />
"Racing Stripes"<br />
"Robots" <br />
"Sahara" <br />
"Serenity" top five of 05 if only FireFly wouldn't die<br />
"Shopgirl" <br />
"Sin City" Robert Rodriguez's adaption of the classic Frank Miller graphic novels is in the top five of 05<br />
"Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" <br />
"Sky High" <br />
"Star Wars Ep. III: Revenge of the Sith" the final Star Wars movie ever, sigh I hope not<br />
"Steamboy"<br />
"The Amityville Horror"  another pretty good remake<br />
"The Brothers Grimm" another Heath movie. gone but not forgotten.<br />
"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" the first movie of narnia was good<br />
"The Devil's Rejects" go Rob Zombie go<br />
"The Family Stone" <br />
"The 40 Year-old Virgin" surprise mega-hit of 05 top five movie too<br />
"The Greatest Game Ever Played" Bill Paxton not only made a movie about golf, but it rocked too<br />
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" not as good as it should have been but still cool <br />
"The Ice Harvest" Harold Ramis gets dark<br />
"The Island"<br />
"The Legend of Zorro" <br />
"The Longest Yard" <br />
"The Pacifier" <br />
"The Skeleton Key" <br />
"The Transporter 2" silly fun<br />
"The War of the Worlds" not good, not bad<br />
"The Wedding Crashers" <br />
"Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" <br />
"Yours, Mine and Ours" a fun family film<br />
'Zathura" ok kids movie. <br />
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another not so hot year for movies, wow<br />
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2004<br />
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"A Cinderella Story" <br />
"After the Sunset" <br />
"Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London" yeh, yeh, yeh I know, but it's still fun<br />
"Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy"<br />
"AVP: Alien Vs. Predator"  almost didn't make this list. It's stupid fun<br />
"Barbershop 2: Back in Business" I don't know what it is, but I'm a sucker for these movies.<br />
"Before Sunset"<br />
"Blade: Trinity" <br />
"Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason"  <br />
"Catwoman" just kidding, this was one big lump of Kitty Litter. for a worse movie see Punisher.<br />
"Cellular" a top five of this year. One great action film. That is fun, and has great acting. See it jacky boy<br />
"Christmas with the Kranks" another great holiday film. Still pisses me off that it's not called Skipping Christmas.<br />
"Collateral" <br />
"Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" it's odd how Lindsay used to be cute, and funny. Now Icky, and scary<br />
"Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" I just got this one on DVD. I remember it being pretty damn funny.<br />
"Ella Enchanted" <br />
"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" best movie of the year? I bet it is...<br />
"Eurotrip" this years Hangover. Almost. It was damn funny. Just watch to see Matt Damon's cameo wo0t.<br />
"50 First Dates" the best Adam Sandler film ever? yehp I think so. Based on a great story. weeee<br />
"Finding Neverland" I just got this movie on DVD. It's in my too watch shelf. I know its good though I haven't seen it.<br />
"First Daughter" <br />
"Flight of the Phoenix" <br />
"Friday Night Lights" <br />
"Garden State" Zach Braff's masterpiece. A truly great indie film. Top ten easy.<br />
"Garfield" <br />
"Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" <br />
"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" this was this years Hangover. A top five great comedy.<br />
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" <br />
"Hellboy" my favorite of this year, but not really as powerfull as Eternal Sunshine.<br />
"Hidalgo"<br />
"Home on the Range" <br />
"I Heart Huckabees" this director is great, but I get the feeling he is an asshole.<br />
"I, Robot" good but not great<br />
"In Good Company"<br />
"Jersey Girl" Kevin Smith's worst? nah but kind of close.<br />
"Johnson Family Vacation" <br />
"Ju-On: The Grudge" <br />
"Kill Bill: Volume 2" top five movie of the year, and an example of a sequel kicking the ass of the original<br />
"King Arthur" I really liked this movie.<br />
"Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" ok fun, too bad there will never be the rest of the series. <br />
"Little Black Book" I hate that Brittany just died. So sad. <br />
"Man on Fire" wow Denzel is on fire. What a great movie.<br />
"Mean Girls"<br />
"Meet the Fockers"<br />
"Metallica: Some Kind of Monster" about the last time I liked Metallica. I honestly don't care any more<br />
"Million Dollar Baby" another movie I haven't seen, but just got the DVD. <br />
"Mr. 3000" Bernie Mac was so great. So sad he left us. sigh...<br />
"Napoleon Dynamite" another top five of the year. This movie set the world on fire. Catch phrase city.<br />
"National Treasure" this was a blockbuster hit. <br />
"Ocean's Twelve" <br />
"Raising Helen" <br />
"Resident Evil: Apocalypse" <br />
"Secret Window" best Stephen King movie ever. No, but damn close. the original Carrie is still numero uno<br />
"Shaolin Soccer" another top five movie of the year. Another Stephen Chow masterpiece. oh yeh, and fun too.<br />
"Shaun of the Dead" top two or three movie of '04 a true horror/comedy classic.<br />
"Shrek 2" <br />
"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" the predecessor to Avatar, and uhm 300. stylish fun.<br />
"Spanglish" <br />
"Spider-Man 2"<br />
"SpongeBob SquarePants" this is a fantastic animated movie. Really fun. <br />
"Starsky & Hutch" I enjoyed this movie, but I have never watched it a second time...hmmm<br />
"Surviving Christmas"  just watched, this Christmas '09 I enjoyed it lots.<br />
 "The Aviator" <br />
"The Bourne Supremacy" <br />
"The Chronicles of Riddick" a top five of the year. A great Sci Fi flickeroony<br />
"The Day After Tomorrow" a watch once only movie. Better than the Day Before Tomorrow. lol<br />
"The Girl Next Door" okie dokie movie, but would have been great if Elisha Cuthbert had gotten nekkid!<br />
"The Ladykillers"  fans of dark comedies take notice.<br />
"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" not only a top five of the year, but a top ten ever. Well almost.<br />
"The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" a great send up to the low budget 50's sci-fi/horror films. you must see it.<br />
"The Motorcycle Diaries" <br />
"The Notebook" <br />
"The Phantom of the Opera" <br />
"The Polar Express" Zemeckis can do no wrong.<br />
"The Punisher" just kidding this turd-bomb was god awfull. an example of how not to make movies.<br />
"The Stepford Wives" <br />
"The Terminal" <br />
"The Whole Ten Yards" another so so sequel. not as fun as the first, though it tried.<br />
"13 Going On 30" <br />
"Thunderbirds" <br />
"Tokyo Godfathers" <br />
"Troy" troy boy<br />
"Van Helsing" silly fun<br />
"Vanity Fair"<br />
"Welcome to Mooseport" <br />
"Wimbledon"<br />
"Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!" <br />
"Without a Paddle"<br />
"Zatoichi" the original films are a true gem of cinema. Hunt them down I beg you.<br />
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ok so this was a pretty good year actually with a few classics.<br />
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2003:<br />
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"A Guy Thing"<br />
"Agent Cody Banks"<br />
"Alex & Emma"<br />
"American Splendor"<br />
"Anger Management" <br />
"Bad Santa" A standout performance from Billy Bob Thornton, a brilliant movie. Top five for sure of '03<br />
"Bend it Like Beckham" <br />
"Big Fish" another great Tim Burton film, and top fiver of '03<br />
"Boat Trip"  <br />
"Bringing Down the House"<br />
"Bruce Almighty"  <br />
"Bubba Ho-Tep" another top five of 03. If you haven't seen this Bruce Campbell super dooty see it now flipper!<br />
"Bulletproof Monk" just kidding this movie was a turd-biscuit on top of a turd plate. should have been great.<br />
"Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"<br />
"Cheaper by the Dozen"<br />
"Cold Mountain" boy oh boy what a mega superstar cast. wow<br />
"Cowboy Bebop" <br />
"Daddy Day Care" <br />
"Daredevil" good, and bad at the same time.<br />
"Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star"<br />
"Down with Love"  a great stylish film with a  great cast featuring Ewan McGregor, and Renee Zellweger <br />
"Dreamcatcher" the book was better.<br />
"Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd"<br />
"Duplex" Danny Devito continues to direct cool dark comedies<br />
"Elf" watching this fun movie you wouldn't guess that director/actor Jon Favreau would be tops in Hollywood soon.<br />
"Finding Nemo" <br />
"Freaky Friday" a well directed fun update remake<br />
"Gothika"<br />
"Holes" this was one of the years best. great cast, based on a great book.<br />
"Hollywood Homicide"<br />
"Honey"<br />
"House of 1,000 Corpses" Rob Zombie on the movie<br />
"House of Sand and Fog" Jennifer Connolly weeeeeee love her yepperdoodles<br />
"How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" well, allright, allright, allright.<br />
"Intolerable Cruelty" a great offbeat Cohen Brothers dark comedy.<br />
"Just Married" another Brittany movie. <br />
"Kangaroo Jack" silly fun<br />
"Kill Bill: Volume 1" not as good as the second half, but still one sick, cool movie.<br />
"Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life"<br />
"Laurel Canyon"<br />
"Les Triplettes de Belleville" or as we call it "The Triplets of Belleville" genius animation. see it now wilbur!<br />
"Looney Tunes: Back in Action" this movie grossed 4 times what it cost to make. Why no sequels?<br />
"Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" best film of the year yes sir it is. sorry pirates.<br />
"Lost in Translation" this is one of the top fivers of 03<br />
"Love Actually" a great, great romantic holiday movie. Check it out oh kemahoppee or you will tee tee in ur teepee<br />
"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World" I've only seen half of this movie, but<br />
"Mona Lisa Smile"<br />
"My Boss's Daughter" <br />
"Mystic River"<br />
"Onmyoji" one of Japans best. If you haven't seen this do youself a big favor, and get it! Top five of 03 really!<br />
"Open Range"<br />
"Old School" ooh Todd laying the groundwork for films like Hangover<br />
"Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" oh boy the start of something big, and numero uno 03<br />
"Phone Booth"<br />
"Returner" this Japanese Sci fi movie borrows from just about everything, and is still one of the best ever.<br />
"Rugrats Go Wild"<br />
"Seabiscuit" when I see biscuit I eat it<br />
"Secondhand Lions" another top fiver of 03<br />
"Shanghai Knights" you know back in '03 we used to watch movies together. before Max took over the living room.<br />
"Something's Gotta Give" a classic film with Jack Nicholson, and a great cast. top five of 03 fer sure dude<br />
"Stuck On You"<br />
"Tears of the Sun" <br />
"Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines"<br />
"The Battle of Shaker Heights" Shia LeBouf just prior to major stardom<br />
"The Cat in the Hat" Production Designer guru Bo Welch directed this movie. He should be directing more.<br />
(Bo is the production designer for the upcoming Thor movie. Woot watch for it...excelsior!)<br />
"The Cooler"<br />
"The Haunted Mansion" could have been another pirates except Bruckheimer didn't produce, and it wasn't as good.<br />
"The In-Laws" <br />
"The Italian Job" I have this movie on DVD, and the original on DVD. Both are very good.<br />
"The Last Samurai" oh boy, I've promised my wife I would watch this film since we got the DVD in 04... oops. it's<br />
one of her favorites. I know it's beautifully shot. I guess my new years resolution for 2010 is to watch it. LOL<br />
"The Lizzie McGuire Movie" cute fun<br />
"The Rundown"<br />
"The School of Rock" a perfect role for Jack Black. <br />
"The Station Agent" this is a delightful indie movie. Catch it if you haven't allready.<br />
"Thirteen"<br />
"Timeline" a good adaption of a great book by Michael Crichton who also is gone now. Damn. time sucks.<br />
"21 Grams"<br />
"28 Days Later..."<br />
"Under the Tuscan Sun" ah, nice romantic pooty. I really enjoyed this movie.<br />
"Underworld" good ole cheesy fun<br />
"Uptown Girls" oh man how many movies did Brittany make. She was just too young to go.<br />
"View from the Top" <br />
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and now going way back to 2002 weeeety peeeety<br />
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02:<br />
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"Adaptation"<br />
"Adventures of Pluto Nash" one of my top five faves of '02, but man cost 100 mill to make, and made 4mill ouch.<br />
"Ali G Indahouse"<br />
"All the Queen's Men"<br />
"Analyze That"<br />
"Austin Powers in Goldmember" this was one fun franchise. "she's a man baby"<br />
"Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever"<br />
"Barbershop"<br />
"Big Fat Liar" fun family film for fred, frank, frita, franz, and uhm you<br />
"Blade 2"<br />
"Blue Crush" I really like this film.<br />
"Catch Me if You Can" <br />
"City by the Sea"<br />
"Clockstoppers"<br />
"Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"<br />
"CQ" a kind of send up to old 60's sci fi like Barbarella. not as cool as that though<br />
"Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course" goodbye steve you are missed.<br />
"Drumline"<br />
"Death to Smoochy" a brill dark comedy that people never saw. A mega flop since it cost 50mill to make. wow where<br />
did they spend all the money. A bloated Hollywood budget. The money isn't on the screen. Still one cool movie.<br />
"Dragonfly"<br />
"Eight Crazy Nights"<br />
"Eight Legged Freaks" silly fun<br />
"Frida"<br />
"40 Days and 40 Nights"<br />
"Frailty" Paxton can do more than act, he can really direct too!<br />
"Friday After Next"<br />
"Gangs of New York"<br />
"Ghost Ship"<br />
"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"<br />
"Hart's War"<br />
"Hush (2002)"<br />
"Ice Age"<br />
"Insomnia"<br />
"I Spy"<br />
"Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie"<br />
"Knockaround Guys"<br />
"Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" Kung Pow is one of the great comedies of this decade. top five for 02 moomoo<br />
"Lilo & Stitch"<br />
"The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" another instant classic top five of the year<br />
"Men in Black 2" just barely gets on this list, and i do mean barely. geez bad sequel.<br />
"Minority Report" wasn't as good as should have been, come on Speilberg, and Phillip K. Dick, shoot<br />
"Mr. Deeds"<br />
"My Big Fat Greek Wedding" Mega hit years top fiver cost 5mill to make made 240mill wowzers.<br />
"National Lampoon's Van Wilder" pre buff Ryan Reynolds. The start of the rocket to stardom that Ryan has embarked.<br />
"One Hour Photo" Robin Williams, can be funny or really CREEPY<br />
"Orange County"<br />
"Panic Room" in David Fincher we trust. So far so good too.<br />
"Pumpkin"<br />
"Punch-Drunk Love"<br />
"Queen of the Damned"<br />
"Real Women Have Curves" Ugly Betty way before she was Ugly, uh Betty that is . lol<br />
"Reign of Fire"<br />
"Resident Evil"<br />
"Scooby-Doo" while ok, it was not what it should have been, if Mike Myers had made his would have been classic.<br />
"Secretary"<br />
"Serving Sara"<br />
"Showtime"<br />
"Spider-Man" you will belive a man can swing! as of today (01-11-2010) though Sam Raimi, <br />
and cast were fired from Spidey 4. So they can redo this movie...The weird Spider-Man<br />
"Spirited Away" best film of '02 yehp! one of the best of the entire decade. Japanese Anime at its very best.<br />
"Star Trek: Nemesis"<br />
"Star Wars Ep. II: Attack of the Clones" I kind of think this might be the pinnacle of the Star Wars movies. top fiver<br />
"Stealing Harvard"<br />
"Super Troopers"<br />
"Sweet Home Alabama"<br />
"The Banger Sisters"<br />
"The Bourne Identity" ooh the start of something good top five of 02<br />
"The Count of Monte Cristo"<br />
"The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" This is a top ten movie of 02 for sure budddddieee<br />
"The Four Feathers"<br />
"The Good Girl"<br />
"The New Guy"<br />
"The Powerpuff Girls" fun cartoon network animation film.<br />
"The Ring"<br />
"The Road to Perdition" I've always heard how good this film is, and I just got the DVD...lol<br />
"The Santa Clause 2"<br />
"The Scorpion King"<br />
"The Sweetest Thing" Cameron Diaz is,<br />
"The Time Machine"<br />
"The Transporter"<br />
"The Tuxedo"<br />
"The Mothman Prophecies"<br />
"The Wild Thornberrys"<br />
"Treasure Planet"<br />
"Two Weeks Notice"<br />
"xXx" cool action a roonie flick go Vin go<br />
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ok 02 also wasn't really a very good year for films, aside from a few true standouts. <br />
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and now way back to '01<br />
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2001:<br />
"A Beautiful Mind"<br />
"Akira" the Japanese anime classic. Not really sure it came out in this year though.<br />
"Along Came a Spider"<br />
"American Pie 2" before this series became a joke, unintentionally.<br />
"Atlantis: The Lost Empire" an enjoyable disney hand drawn animation, thats forgettable<br />
"Artificial Intelligence: AI" the best worst spielberg movie. hard to sit through more than once.<br />
"Beautiful Creatures"<br />
"Behind Enemy Lines"<br />
"Black Hawk Down"<br />
"Bridget Jones's Diary" this was a fun adaption of the popular book. greatest fight scene too, a hooteroo<br />
"Bubble Boy"<br />
"Captain Corelli's Mandolin" just saw this movie about a month ago. it was a very good romance/war type movie<br />
"Cats & Dogs" if this is one of the better movies of the year, then this year is in big trouble.<br />
"Donnie Darko" single handidly going to save this year. the top movie of '01 yes it is.<br />
"Driven" another ok movie, but barely good enough to list here<br />
"Enemy at the Gates"<br />
"Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within" early high quality computer anime<br />
"Freddy Got Fingered" this really was the year of so so comedies wow<br />
"From Hell" before johnny was a big deal<br />
"Ghost World" this is such an odd little movie. one of the tops of this year though. see it if you haven't<br />
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" Let Harry Potter mania begin! a top five of '01<br />
"Heartbreakers"<br />
"Hearts in Atlantis" another average Stephen King adaption. <br />
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" no matter where you go Kevin Smith is there. an ok outing this time.<br />
"Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius"<br />
"Joe Dirt" a surprisingly good comedy, that holds up to repeated viewings.<br />
"Joe Somebody"<br />
"Joy Ride" a good thriller with leelee weeeeeee<br />
"Josie and the Pussycats" yeh, yeh I actually like this movie. Funny, and ok music<br />
"Jurassic Park 3" yawn, an ok sequel. I can't recall much about it, other than kind of liking it.<br />
"Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" good casting back when Angelina was young enough to play her. oh no u didnt, yes i did.<br />
"Legally Blonde" one of the top five of 01...eep<br />
"Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" ok top fiver no doubt, and what a start<br />
"Memento" tops of the pop. One of the top five. Christopher Nolan launched here. Watch this one goobinski!<br />
"Monkeybone" here is a timeless classic, cool, and weird<br />
"Monsters, Inc." another of the best of '01 great pixar goodness<br />
"Moulin Rouge"<br />
"Mulholland Drive" another Lynch classic, top 5 of '01<br />
"My First Mister" another leelee weeeee<br />
"Not Another Teen Movie"<br />
"Ocean's Eleven" another franchise start up point.<br />
"One Night at McCool's" ok the year for so so movies period. geez<br />
"Osmosis Jones" one really wierd animated movie. sort of fun once.<br />
"The Princess Diaries" an ok movie<br />
"Rat Race" a better than most of this year comedy. which isn't saying too much.<br />
"Rock Star" ok what a boring year wow.<br />
"Rush Hour 2" another dull sequel. sigh<br />
"Saving Silverman"<br />
"Say It Isn't So"<br />
"Serendipity"<br />
"Session 9" a very cool low budget scary film. see it mcgee<br />
"Shrek" start up the franchise engines. A fun family boodootsky<br />
"Spy Game"<br />
"Spy Kids" cute start to a ok kids franchise.<br />
"Tailor of Panama" based on the John Le Carre novel, a not bad thriller<br />
"The Caveman's Valentine"<br />
"The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" I think I missed some of Woody Allens movies of this decade. <br />
"The Fast and the Furious" an unlikely franchise that is still going...wow<br />
"The Man Who Wasn't There" not the Cohen brothers best, but still worth seeing.<br />
"The Mexican" at this point one of the years top five, we will see...<br />
"The Royal Tenenbaums" easily one of the years best. a true classic! top five of '01 wootypoo<br />
"Thirteen Ghosts"<br />
"Training Day" a top 5 of '01<br />
"The Mummy Returns" when an average sequel is one of the better movies of the year, what a stinky year<br />
"Vanilla Sky"<br />
"Waking Life" <br />
"Wet Hot American Summer" a now classic movie that I haven't seen yet. I'm looking forward to it though.<br />
"What's the Worst That Could Happen?" now thats funny, I just got this DVD, and have never seen this movie.<br />
"Zoolander" one of the years best comedies, easily. Still funny to this day. top five of 01<br />
not such a great year for comedies, but a few great movies, and lots of franchise starting off points.<br />
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now all the way down to <br />
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2000:<br />
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"All the Pretty Horses"<br />
"Almost Famous" Cameron Crowes masterwork, top five, and maybe top of the year. yes it's that good.<br />
"Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000" just kidding this deserves mention as one of the worst films ever.<br />
"Bedazzled" a decent remake, but the original is still the classic.<br />
"Best in Show" what a fun movie. <br />
"Bring it On" another franchise start up.<br />
"Charlie's Angels"<br />
"Chicken Run"<br />
"Chocolat" this is actually the best film of the year. wow so close between three great movies of 2000<br />
"Coyote Ugly" still one of my favorites of this year. top five hmm yeah I do belive so.<br />
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"<br />
"Dude, Where's My Car?" this is a great comedy, that is still funny, with a top cast of unknowns at the time.<br />
"Duets"<br />
"Erin Brockovich" this is the movie that really made Julia famous<br />
"Final Destination" take a couple of writers hot of the success of X-files, and whoop they start a franchise.<br />
"Gone in 60 Seconds" another franchise start your engines.<br />
"Gladiator" Ridley Scott does it again. top five of 2000<br />
"Hamlet"<br />
"High Fidelity" when John Cusak throws himself into a role wow look out. Top five of 2000<br />
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas" I liked this movie. a fun family Christmas pooty.<br />
"Little Nicky" sandman does it again.<br />
"Me, Myself & Irene"<br />
"Meet the Parents"<br />
"Miss Congeniality" Sandra is funny as always. <br />
"Mission: Impossible 2" sequel was better than the first. third was better than the second.<br />
"Nurse Betty"<br />
"O Brother, Where Art Thou" the Cohen brothers brilliant film. top five of 2000<br />
"Quills"<br />
"Remember the Titans"<br />
"Road Trip" great film from the hangover people. one of my faves, and top five of 2000<br />
"Scary Movie"<br />
"Screwed"<br />
"Shanghai Noon"<br />
"Snatch" wow is this close or what. This movie might be the best of the year. tough call.<br />
"Snow Day" a great family fun movie<br />
"Space Cowboys"<br />
"The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle" while it worked it wasn't as good as the original cartoon. <br />
"The Beach"<br />
"The Boondock Saints" now considered a cult classic. with a sequel about to break.<br />
"The Cell" one very stylish cool film.<br />
"The Family Man"<br />
"The Legend of Bagger Vance"<br />
"The Patriot" seemed ok at the time, but I wouldn't want to see it again ever.<br />
"The Perfect Storm"<br />
"The Road to El Dorado" early work from the writers of the great Pirates Of The Carribean series.<br />
"The Ninth Gate" good thriller and an early good Johnny Depp movie.<br />
"The Virgin Suicides" Sofia Coppola's quiet debut as a top film-maker<br />
"The Whole Nine Yards"<br />
"Titan A.E." a good animated film<br />
"28 Days"<br />
"U-571"<br />
"What Planet Are You From?" a decent comedy<br />
"Woman on Top"<br />
"Wonder Boys"  this is one of director Curtis Hanson's best movies. top five of 2000 one of my personal faves.<br />
"X-Men" an ok start to the series.<br />
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 <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:53:34 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium~~~Why don't people like this great kids movie? Maybe they aren't literate enough to pronounce the title..hee hee]]></title>
 <link>http://bpgisme.com/cliffscosmicreviews/index.php?itemid=192</link>
<description><![CDATA[(Before I start my lovely review, I would like to mention that today is my birthday, and I turn 7 in dog years. Sigh...which means I'm getting to be pretty damn old.)<br />
"Happy Birthday to MeeEee, Happy Birthday to0o MeeEee, I'm so freakin olllldddd, everywhere I go I have to PeeeEeee!"<br />
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Mr Magoruium's Wonder Emporium. Another really well written film from one of the top screenwriters in Hollywood today, Zach Helm.  He also skillfully directed this fun movie. All I knew about this movie was it more or less tanked at the box office, and critics hated it. Why? Let's see if we can find out. it scored a abysmal 27% at Rotten Potatoes. Here is some snippets from top critics:<br />
"<i><b>It’s so intent on being whimsical, so aware of its own whimsicality, that it ends up being not very whimsical at all</b></i>." <i>Richard Roeper </i><br />
Wrong Roeper your review is so intent on being critical, and so aware of your own critique, that it ends up not being a valid review at all. Ha. <br />
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"<b>Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium is what happens when too many sappy sweet instincts chase too few original ideas</b></i>." <i> Bruce Newman.</i><br />
 Ha, while I would be reticent too not mention the obvious simularities to uhm say Willy Wonka, I must respectfully disagree with your diatribe. The script was full of wonder, and originality, especially in the dialogue. As I mentioned above Zach Helm is one great writer. No question about it. <br />
"<i><b>This isn't quite the over-the-top fantasy you'd like it to be, but it's a charming enough little movie, and probably the younger you are, the more charming</b></i>." Roger Ebert. Well, finally a review I can't actually slam. I agree to a point with Mr. Ebert, as I often do. He has always been a fairly spot on reviewer who rarely misses the point of a movie. <br />
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"<i><b>Instantly forgettable except that it contains the worst performance of Dustin Hoffman's long and illustrious career</b></i>." <i>Colin Covert</i>. <br />
Well Colin I must say in my humble opinion I truly think you wouldn't  know your ass from a hole in the ground. Not only is your review offensive, but ill informed, and just plain ignorant. <br />
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(this Jackass goes on to say) "<i><b>The production design, ablaze with over saturated "happy" colors, and the ham-handed musical cues, try to browbeat you into a good mood, but most viewers above the age of 6 will be aching to escape the toy haven before their popcorn has cooled</b></i>." <br />
F you, and the F'n horse you rode in on. It kills me when newspapers pay these but-wipes to go sit in a theater, and watch movies, and all they can come away with is how much they hated the very films that they are being paid to enjoy. Jerks, I Tell's ya' JERKS. First off, I found Dustin's performance to be very enjoyable, and I thought very clever. It's not easy being a new Willy Wonka.<br />
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Second, the film is the opposite of instantly forgettable. There were many delightful aspects of the film, from the acting, (great all around) to the absolutely brilliant art direction, and execution of bringing a toy store to life. <br />
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"<i><b>Wonder is the key, and it's lacking in a major way. Should you decide to see it anyway, you might wonder what you're doing there</b></i>." <i>Bill Goodykoontz.</i> <br />
Good God, the only wonder here is why in the world would the Arizona Republic newspaper pay you to write reviews. It makes me glad that newspapers are on there way out, and soon GoodyPoots like yourself will be out of work. Can you say "would you like fries with that"? It serves you right. you have no right to write. HA HAhahaha. hey it's fun to slam critics. weeee.<br />
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 <pubDate>Tue, 1 Dec 2009 15:42:43 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[The Monster Squad~~~I know Halloween is over but man is this one great buried treasure!]]></title>
 <link>http://bpgisme.com/cliffscosmicreviews/index.php?itemid=191</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br />
Ok, I missed the Halloween  hootenanny  by this much. Just the same this movie is just too cool to not review. The Monster Squad is a hidden gem from the late eighties, that very few people know about. It had real fire power in the production crew from the likes of Stan Winston, and visual effects by Richard Edlund. This is a just plain fun kids movie from start to finish. It has lots of humor, a few minor scares, and all the cool monsters. Dracula, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Frankenstein, the Werewolf, and The Mummy. This movie should be shown every Halloween, it is the perfect fun movie for parties, and uhm Halloween activities.  It was created by Fred Dekker, and he had a little help from his then roommate Shane Black. The movie was a mega-flop in theaters, and pretty much killed Fred Dekker's career before he really got going. hmmm lets see what others think of this flipadoody flick...<br />
<blockquote>A funny thing happened on my way to reviewing the long-awaited Special Edition "Monster Squad" DVD: I couldn't find a copy! From Best Buy ("we'll have some copies next week") to Circuit City ("monster what?") to Walmart (gimme a break) I wandered one sweaty Tuesday afternoon, slowly becoming more convinced that the DVD missed its release date. At one store I did see an empty display section with a sticker that said "Mon Squ" next to the sticker price, but no DVDs. Eventually I found a Target that had a few copies, so at least there's a happy ending. Not only did a finally get a copy of this amusing little movie (and all its "special edition" goodies), but I did my part for horror geeks everywhere. Next time something like "Monster Squad" comes up on the order sheets, I bet Best Buy, Circuit City and Walmart snag a few lousy copies. (Oh, but "Hills Have Eyes 2"? You could fill a million landfills with the Hills 2 DVDs I had to wade through on my journey.)<br />
So now. After about twenty years, how does Fred Dekker's cult favorite hold up? Is it actually an entertaining movie -- or has the passage of years contributed to turn a kitschy little curiosity into an overrated "niche" item? Well, after watching the movie for the first time since its theatrical run I can safely say ... it's fun stuff indeed. Clearly low-budget and more than a little outdated in many ways, but still fun stuff. It's like a combination between "Stand By Me," "The Lost Boys," and "The Goonies" that was directed by someone who admires the Joe Dante school of movie-love. And when a movie's this in love with movies in general, that's a pretty tough flick to knock. </blockquote> thanks to Scott Weinberg on fear net for that succinct little review. <br />
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by the way can you beat this go to<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Squad-Two-Disc-20th-Anniversary/dp/B000Q6GUKM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=dvd&amp;qid=1259620247&amp;sr=1-1">Amazon.com</a>  and buy  The Monster Squad (Two-Disc 20th Anniversary Edition) (1987) you can get it used for under 3 buckaroos. Woot. <br />
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 <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:23:38 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Australia~~The rain will fall, the grass grow green, and life it begin again.]]></title>
 <link>http://bpgisme.com/cliffscosmicreviews/index.php?itemid=190</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br />
Australia. What a great F'n movie. Epic in scope. Intimate in detail. Filled with fantastic actors, portraying equally fantastic characters. I loved every minute of this movie, and it flew onto<br />
my "top ten favorite films of all time list" wow how cool is that. It's been a very long time since I have seen a movie that could make me say that. I'm not alone either here is a snippet of what Roger Ebert had to say about this great movie"<br />
<blockquote>What a gorgeous film, what strong performances, what exhilarating images and -- yes, what sweeping romantic melodrama. The kind of movie that is a movie, with all that the word promises and implies.<br />
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 Baz Luhrmann dreamed of making the Australian "Gone With the Wind," and so he has, with much of that film's lush epic beauty and some of the same awkwardness with a national legacy of racism. This is the sort of film described as a "sweeping romantic melodrama," a broad family entertainment that would never have been made without the burning obsession of its producers (Luhrmann for "Australia," David O. Selznick for "GWTW"). Coming from a director known for his punk-rock "William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet" and the visual pyrotechnics of "Moulin Rouge," it is exuberantly old-fashioned, and I mean that as a compliment.</blockquote><br />
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Here is an excerpt from some Aussie blokes blog from Perth. Interesting don't you think.:<br />
<blockquote>"David worked on that film Australia," someone whispered.<br />
I wandered over and introduced myself, asking what he worked on during the project. 'David' explained that Baz had employed him to ensure the authenticity of the Aboriginal language captured on film.<br />
"It was lucky," he said. "If they'd filmed a few kilometres further north it would have been another language spoken in that country and someone else would have got the job."<br />
David had just got back to the Kimberley after a couple of weeks post-production work in Sydney. He and his wife had bought their son down for treatment at Princess Margaret Hospital and were staying at Ronald McDonald House while they were in town.<br />
"Don't like this cold weather," he said with a rue smile.<br />
To him the work was no big deal. He was just a bloke from the Kimberley who was lucky enough to land a job with a pretty big film that rolled into his corner of this vast continent. His son also managed to land work as a stand-in actor to one of the lead cast members. It was after this meeting that I decided that yes, I would go and see Australia at the cinema and add my few dollars to the gross ticket sales that determine the success or failure of a film. If Baz was prepared to go to such lengths to ensure the authenticity of the Aboriginal language spoken in that particular area of Western Australia where the film was shot, then he's got my two thumbs-up.</blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:35:40 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[he's just <i>not </i>that into you ~~~Flower Films rule!]]></title>
 <link>http://bpgisme.com/cliffscosmicreviews/index.php?itemid=189</link>
<description><![CDATA[he's just <i>not </i>that into you was the latest Flower Film to come out. until this month when Drew Barrymore released her newest film "Whip It" <br />
Flower Films is a  film production company that was founded by Drew Barrymore in 1995 with Nancy Juvonen. here is the list of movies that they have made so far:<br />
   1. Never Been Kissed (1999)<br />
   2. Charlie's Angels (2000)<br />
   3. Donnie Darko (2001)<br />
   4. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)<br />
   5. Duplex (2003)<br />
   6. 50 First Dates (2004<br />
   7. Fever Pitch (2005)<br />
   8. Music and Lyrics (2007)<br />
   9. He's Just Not That Into You (2009)<br />
  10. Whip It! (2009) <br />
they also produced a fun christmas tv show called  "Olive, the Other Reindeer" released in 1999.<br />
Wow that's quite a list. my faves from that bunch are easy. Whip it, he's just not that into you, Duplex, 50 first dates, and Donnie Darko.<br />
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 The surprise movie of the bunch is easily Donnie Darko a cult classic that is such a unique film, and so odd you wouldn't guess in a million years that Drew would have picked it to get made. As you can tell from the list Drew usually stars in the movie she chooses, but sometimes just has a smaller role. <br />
 One neat thing about their run  is they started with the movie Never Been Kissed, which is a fairly good romantic comedy, but with a cast of actors who all went on to do tons of other movies. including: David Arquette, Molly Shannon, Michael Vartan, John C. Reilly, Allen Covert, <br />
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Jessica Alba, and there was a guy in the movie with a very small part named James Franco who had only done three episodes of TV shows, and this was his first movie. It also had Marley Shelton who went on to be in both of the Grindhouse movies. Never Been Kissed had some creepy undertones about a nice teacher who falls in love with his student Drew who he doesn't know is actually 25 instead of a teenager. For some reason this bit of story line just adds a creepiness to the film that it really doesn't shake. <br />
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So continuing in that fashion brings us to the movie "he's just <i>not </i>that into you" which also has a huge cast of talented actors all of who are showing up everywhere. Including:<br />
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin, Kevin Connolly, and Bradley Cooper. <br />
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 The movie is a cross section view of many different relationships, with Ginnifer Goddwin's Character GiGi being one of the most interesting. She gives a really great performance, and you find yourself rooting for her to find mr. right. The movie is very well written, and  a great romantic comedy, that isn't too funny, and never gets too melodramatic either. It does have some drama, and normally I like Bradley Cooper, but in this movie he plays a real shit. Apparently in real life Ginnifer, and Justin hit it off just like in the movie, and have dated.<br />
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 Now talk about some drama, he has been linked to dating Drew for along time, and they have had an on again off again relationship. I bet we don't see Ginnifer in anymore Flower Film's. <br />
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 <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:35:37 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title><![CDATA[Big Nothing~~~is really a very BIG SOMETHING, a true Cult Classic!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[The essence of the title, as it has to do with the movie escapes me. Really it could have been called anything but "Big Nothing" <br />
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I found this movie to be a wonderful dark comedy of epic proportions. A true cult classic, and a great surprise. I kind of remember when it came out, and instead of making a splash at the box office it made a ker-plunk.  I'm not even sure you can call it a comedy, but it does make you laugh many times through out the horrific proceedings. I've seen other films try to do this type of movie, and fail miserably. ie 2005's The Big White. A dark comedy starring Robin Williams that just didn't do it for me. Ironic coincidence on the titles. Where the Big White misses, The Big Nothing Scores. Here is a really nice explanation of the term dark comedy;<br />
<blockquote>The dark comedy genre of movies is one that has a relatively small fan base, but it’s hard to find a more devout group of movie goers. A good dark comedy movie manages the difficult task of blending the dark and twisted with the hilarious, often delivering both at the same time. If you’re watching a dark comedy and laughing your head off, but feeling horribly guilty about it at the same time, then the film has successfully managed that balance.<br />
One of the most interesting things about dark comedies is that individual preference plays such a huge part in determining which are “best.” Three top ten lists could have thirty different movies on them depending on what worked for each viewer and what didn’t. The challenge of the film makers is to make a funny movie twisted, but not so much that the audience “Gets off the train.”</blockquote>Many of our most classic films are dark comedies. Here is just a few of my faves<br />
Heathers<br />
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang<br />
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas<br />
Very Bad Things<br />
Dr. Strangelove<br />
The Big Lebowski<br />
as I think of more I'll add them to this list. <br />
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Here is a very nice concise summary of Big Nothing... (thanks Fandango)<br />
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<blockquote>Director Jean-Baptiste Andrea's wicked, jet-black comic thriller Big Nothing stars Friends mainstay David Schwimmer as Charlie Wood, a onetime American professor now married to a policewoman, Penelope (Natascha McElhone) and living in Oregon. As the story opens, Charlie takes a job as a telephone operator at an Information Technology call support center, but is promptly fired for making offensive comments to a customer. One of Charlie's shadier co-workers, Gus Dickinson (Simon Pegg) wheedles him into his plan to blackmail a priest, Rev. Smalls (Mitchell Mullen) by using "inside" information from the company that demonstrates the minister's obsession with internet porn. Thus begins an endless series of Mametian twists and turns involving double-cross, mistaken identity, forced drownings, poisonings, infidelities and cold-blooded mariticide, as the men attempt to collect on the money but run head-first into one outrageous conflict after another. Alice Eve, Mimi Rogers and Jon Polito co-star</blockquote>]]></description>
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